Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Live Blog - Round 3, Game 3 - Detroit 5, Anaheim 0


(maybe this is a picture of Kris Draper - my favorite player - discussing his horrible game 2. He was 38% on face offs and a -4 for the game)

Calder = Out
Kopecky = In

Tomas Kopecky - out since December - Will be playing tonight in place of Kyle Calder. We gotta pull this out of our asses, boys.


FIRST PERIOD

20:00 Opening Face off Controlled by Anaheim

19:33 Scott Neidermayer bowls over Giguere after he makes a save on Zetterberg
FO - Detroit

18:15 Save by Hasek, but he was smacked at afterwards
FO - Anaheim

17:17 Sprawling save by Hasek
FO - Anaheim

16:10 or something - I don't know why
FO - Detroit

15:12 Save again by Hasek... jesus. Either giguere keeps the play going or we got no shots on net.
FO - Detroit


KOPECKY PLAYING!


Penalty on Detroit Kopecky. I was too excited to see him but it was a bullshit call.
FO - Anaheim

13:06 Save hasek
FO - Missed it because my kid decided sleep was not an option at bedtime, but movies were.

12:18 - Hand Pass
COMMERCIAL
FO - Anaheim

Detroit - NO offense

11:17 - Spoke too soon? Giguere makes a save
FO - Missed it trying to rewrite my blog that i lost

9:06 - Offsides maybe?
COMMERCIAL
FO - Detroit-ish

They keep kicking Detroit...

8:51 SCORE!!! FRANZEN!! From Samuelsson! Our first 5 on 5 goal this series
FO - Anaheim

Anyway - they keep kicking Detroit out of the Face offs, and then barely letting the new guy set up before they drop the puck. We aren't allowed to be early, but its fine if we're really late.

6:52 - they stopped for some reason
FO - Detroit?

6:37 - Detroit for Delay on Kopecky again. The puck was deflected though, it looked. It was an odd bouncy pucky type thing.
FO -Draper for Detroit

That was funny - They kicked Anaheim out of the FO then gave them PLENTY of time before it was dropped. Also funny, Draper - 3 games (this series) and 8 PIMS; Kopecky - 1 game since December and 4 PIM

5:48 Offsides on Detroit
FO - Datsyuk for Detroit

Penalty over

I've gotta let my doggy in with 4:10 left in the period

4:03 - Before I left, i saw Hasek make a save. Don't know what happend after that other than
COMMERCIAL
FO - Anaheim? It wasn't back from Clement yet.

I didn't miss anything.

3:39 - High Sticked down
FO - (anaheim kicked out) DETROIT

3:22 - Deflected up into net
FO - Anahiem

3:16 Shot by anaheim off the face off saved by Hasek and held
FO - Anaheim

3:13 - Off the face off, Anaheim gets a penalty
DETROIT ON POWER PLAY!
FO - Anaheim controls

Anaheim is doing better on this penalty than we are

1:57 - .44 left in the PP - Deflected into net
FO - Detroit

1:23 - for 11 seconds we'll have a 2 man advantage as Pronger goes in for hooking
FO - in offensive zone won by Detroit

1:13 - Out of play when Detroit effed up their 2 man advantage.
FO - Detroit

1:04 - Stop in play
FO - Detroit

53.7 - Offsides by Detroit on the man advantage
FO - Detroit

42.9 PP GOAL HOLMSTROM!!!! WOOOOOT!
I almost mentioned having a 30 second or so power play to start the second,but nope
FO - Detroit

First Period is over. Shots are 11 - 7 i think... Score Detroit 2, Anaheim 0
SECOND PERIOD
20:00 FO controlled by Detroit

19:47 - Save by Giguere
FO - Anaheim

16:43 - SCORE BERTUZZI! (Found Him)
WE CHASED GIGUERE!!!! WOOOT!!! I can't spell this guys name!
FO - Detroit

(Bryzgalov... i can do this)

16:26 SCOOOORE!! BRYZGALOV SUCKS!! HOLMSTROM!!
FO - Detroit

16:08 - Penalty on Anaheim - S. Neidermayer for hooking (again)
FO - Detroit

15:19 - Offsides Detroit
FO - Anaheim (how's cleary's ankle doing?)

14:00 - Stop.... um... Icing?
FO - Anaheim

Anaheim is playing harder

(i have to potty - need a commercial break)


12:50 - Offsides
COMMERCIAL (just like i wanted)
I hear Anaheim might have a too many men?
Yes, They did. WOOT DETROIT POWER PLAY~
FO - Anaheim

10:21 - Penalty on the Ducks.. ? Jesus. Getzlaf (I hate him)
FO - Detroit

9:43 Held by Bryzgalov
FO - Anaheim


8:19 Rob Neidermayer hit Holmstrom. He's been kicked out of the game. Homer's cut and bleeding and laying on his back. Pronger should go too. Holmstrom has 2 goals tonight. Detroit should be getting a nice 5 minute free for all. Please let Homer be okay and play the next game. No concussion. No concussion. No concussion!
Oh, we're at commercial
FO - Detroit

Holmstom was helped off the ice.
Pronger should be gone too. Pronger should get suspended.

7:23 - Into mesh. 4:03 left in 5 minutes
FO - Anaheim

Now, they're trying to take out Chelios. I hate Anaheim.

6:33 Caught in a change, Phallson tries to score. 3:14 left in PP
FO - Anaheim

Why do the linesman get to tell the players exactly where to put their feet?

6:16 - Puck in mesh behind Bryzgalov
FO - No one, they whistled immediately.
FO - Anaheim

Can't seem to keep the puck in the zone.

And taken back out

5:10 - Save Bryzgalov
FO - Detroit

4:25 - Hasek makes a save off his helmet and into his glove... um... its OUR PP guys.
FO - Detroit

3:04 Pronger gets a roughing call!! !HAHAH Power Play Detroit just seconds after the last one ended!
COMMERCIAL
FO - I'll say Detroit since Clement took to long again.

1:22 Lang's shot held by Bryzgalov
FO - Ooh, i don't know...

56.3 - Detroit Offsides
FO - Detroit

24.6 - Played by High Stick by Anaheim
FO - Detroit at Center

3.3 - Offsides Detroit
FO - Anaheim and the period is over.

Hasek is bitching a lot at the refs & linesman. Draper goes and shuts him up.

No penalties in the second. go Wings!
How is Homer? Getting your head between Prongers elbow, R. Neidermayer's forearm and the glass cannot feel too well. Pronger should be out too. They should check it. Pronger should go. PRONGER SHOULD GO. I HATE HIM. HIT HIM IN THE CHEST WITH THE PUCK AND HE'LL GO DOWN!


Homer has a lump. :(

Boston Legal will feature the Stanley Cup!

HOLY FUCK - HOMER IS PLAYING!!!!

He got 2 seperate cuts and stitches, but he's back.

THIRD PERIOD

20:00 FO - Detroit

19:34 - Stop in play for... soemthing
FO - Detroit

15:59 Saved by Bryzgalov
FO - Detroit

14:17 - Save again by the Ducks
FO - Anaheim

13:17 Penalty on the Ducks HAHA!
COMMERCIAL
FO - Anaheim

12:45 Offsides on a duck
FO - Anaheim

12:02 Offsides Detroit
FO - Anaheim again

9:35 - Held by Hasek
COMMERCIAL
FO - Detroit

9:02 SCORE! FILPPULA! From Holmstrom! Homer will have #1 Star on NHL.COM tonight!
FO - Ducks

8:40 - Slashing to Lilja. I say its a bad call. First penalty we've gotten since the first period.
FO - Detroit...ish?

Trouble scoring even strength? Poinit it out. We'll remedy it for you.

7:09 - Save by Hasek
FO - Anaheim, but they let it go all the way down to Bryzgalov

6:53 - a duck was offsides
FO - Detroit

Before today, Detroit didn't have a 5 on 5 goal. today, they have 4 of their 5 even.

6:16 - Save Hasek again.
FO - A duck wins faceoffs

Hasek will have #2 Star on NHL.com

COMMERCIAL
4:56 - Detroit gets another Power Play!
FO - Anaheim

John Cusack (Say Anything, Being John Malkovich) goes to hockey games!

3:33 - Stop in play - puck under players
FO - Detroit

2:59 - Pahlsson is trying to fight Samuelsson and they'll both go sit down for 2
FO - Anaheim

2:32 - Save Hasek
FO - Anaheim

2:24 - Save again Hasek
FO - Detroit

2:07 - Into bench. Sloooow game
FO Detroit

Last minute of play

45.5 - Held by Bryzgalov
Fo Anaheim
7.7 Getzlaf gets a Maltby stick to the face. Bleeds and goes to the lockerroom for a tampon
FO - Detroit




Game oVer ladies. Wings get a pretty PRETTY SHUTOUT!

Wings up 2-1 in the series.

Giguere seen waddling to the lockerroom.

1 comment:

SRB said...

Hahahahahahahahaha @ tampon. I shouldn't read this at work.

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