HOCKEY IS MY BOYFRIEND!: Live Blog - Round 2, Game 4

Woot! Hockey... for now.

Homer is back - We should have an easier time getting pucks past "Nabby" You know, as long as we can get the pucks TO Nabby. Unfortunately, Hudler is out. He's a little penguin of a guy - and the only Shark that is under 6 foot is the backup goalie. Hudler gets beat up a lot and knocked about by them guys. Can't have that.

See you in 37 minutes... now its 23 minutes

2:02 left in the New Jersey/Ottawa game. New Jersey down by 1. Keeping an eye on Brodeur.

Brodeur pulled, there is 00.2 seconds in the game and a penalty has been called on Ottawa.. Real Smart - dumbasses! They accidently added 20 seconds to the clock, but changed it to 2.4 seconds. I was pissed for a second. And the game is over. Ottawa wins 3-2 and now has a 3-1 lead in the best of 7 series.

Up in 17 minutes? The Detroit Red Wings!

Versus buries the National Anthem.

20:00 - Opening Face off controlled by - San Jose

We're doing that shitty turnover game in the neutral zone. Also, i'd love a shot on net that isn't effin blocked.

17:58 - Hasek gloves it

Steve is bitching x1

FO - Detroit

17:33 Nabokov makes a save with no rebound.

FO - san Jose

17:27 - Offsides on Detroit
FO - Detroit

16:56 - Penalty to Zetterberg. Thornton is a cunt. An Ignorant Cunt.
FO - Detroit

Detroit is doing a good job keeping it out of the zone. PP over.

Cleared it i think 5 times..

13:11 - Offsides on Detroit. It wouldn't have been had our guy not been tripped up in the neutral zone.

COMMERCIAL

FO - San Jose

12:28 Held by Hasek
FO - San Jose

12:08 WTF is up with the MOTHER FUCKING GOALPOST in San Jose! We've got it once so far this game - 3 last game AT LEAST

11:15 - Held again by Hasek
Shots are like 3 - 7 for San Jose
FO - Detroit

But it wasn't cleared out.
(now it is though)

9:35 - Up into netting behind Hasek

San Jose will score soon
COMMERCIAL

FO - Detroit

9:08 Detroit Penalty - Franzen for Holding

FO - Detroit but controlled first by San Jose

Cleared Once

Cleared Twice

Cleared Three times - Thrice, right?

Cleared um... Foursies?

7:18 - Hand Pass by San Jose with 11 seconds left.

FO - San Jose

And Cleared the 5th time with just 1 second left in the man advantage.

4:42 - Penalty but Who?

COMMeRCIAL

Cheechoo for tripping
DETROIT POWER PLAY
FO - Detroit

Cleared by San Jose

Stayed cleared by San Jose

Sharks having a hard time clearing it... in fact, they aren't
Nabokov makes good saves and San Jose cleared it with 8 left in the pp, which is over

2:29 - Icing on Detroit
FO - San Jose

2:08 - Cheechoo scores. 1-0 San Jose

FO - Detroit

Steve left before the second game and only watched when they played better - i sat thru the first two goals in the first 4 minutes... it was only then that i left. They waited 18 minutes this time. Steve has gone to bed.

55.9 Nabokov save
FO - Detroit

51.8 Save by Nabokov
FO -Detroit

42.3 - Penalty on San Jose
FO - Detroit

First Period over. We'll have a carry over penalty in 20.

SECOND PERIOD

20:00 FO - Detroit

18:04 - Hand Pass by Jose
FO - Detroit

16:49 - To Many Men penalty on Detroit - FAGS!!! Chelios was TRYING!

FO - San Jose

FUCK - that is retarded. The Sharks fans doing the... i don't know, they open their arms up and open and close them in front, apparently in an attempt to make it look like a sharks mouth opening and closing, but it doesn't because it's arms... If you claw your hand, it looks like the sharks teeth... ya know, i guess. ?

Wings have cleared it twice. 10 left. 5 left Over.

13:53 - Offsides by the sharks.

COMMERCIAL
( i never spell "offsides" correctly the first time.. its always offisdes)

FO - San Jose

11:53 - Score - San Jose. Delayed penalty on someone. Schneider. (But the announcers are usually wrong - i'm sure not this time) Hasek complained, but i think Schneider scored it. The Ref signaled "Goal" but SanJose having to many men on the ice isn't a reviewable play. But was the other ref going to call something? I have NO idea what the eff has happen. Why are they reviewing it. It didn't hit Schneider, it hit Lilja's head. Its a fucking goal, shut the eff up. Oh, Look. Its a goal. I think they just wanted to "review" it so they could sound the fucking horn and hear the crowd cheer again.

oh, I think San Jose won that Face off.

I've got something to do, so i'm going to be away... oh darn.

I DIDN'T BAIL!

My laptop took a shit. I cannot get the battery to charge and i'd be mid sentence and i'd try to close down.

I was working on that, and i missed the first goal - Holmstrom's goal with 4.5 left in the second.

In the third, When Draper was called for Delay of game, i turned it. The refs seemed to want us to lose. So i went on to be busy. Apparently, i shouldn't watch the game, cuz we score when I don't. But its OVERTIME!

WHY is it overtime? because with 34 seconds left, Lang scored to send it to overtime.

Way to score in the closing seconds.

BTW - didn't we win a game in OT last season against the Chicago Blackhawks when with .42 seconds left, we desided it was time to start scoring?

I'm convinced we won't win this one.

Update - Detroit gets a god damned hooking call in overtime. Cock suck refs anyway!

I'm not watching, but cringing and squeezing my head when the crowd and announcers (who also hate detroit) get loud.

Bill Geuren (Sp) took a puck to the mouth. By his own guy. The Fans: "Red Wings Suck"

ASSHOLES!!!

Homer has gone to the lockerroom. Why? He was "flexing" his leg, but he skated hard. I should have checked if the Dr. or the Trainer went with...

SHots are 45 - 26 for the Wings. Of course they are. Why would we want to play a goalie that could let a shot by? Like Brodeur?

Penalty on San Jose for Delay of Game. FUCK YOU SAN JOSE!

FUCK YES!! DETROIT SCORES AND WINS!!! SERIES TIED!!! WOOO FUCKING WHOOOO!!!!