Sunday, May 13, 2007

Live Blog - Round 3, Game 2 - Detroit 3, Anaheim 4


Welcome again, Ladies & Gentleman. Please sit and enjoy game 2 of the Western Confrence Finals.

Looks like the Wings are counting a lot on Homer to screen pucks from Giguere. At the same time, the Ducks will be counting on former St. Louis foe, Chris Pronger to not get it in the chest with the puck and lose conscienceness. Good Luck.

Game 2 of the Western Confrence Finals up next.

Game On, bitches!
Laptop = Bitch. I shall do my best.

20:00 - Opening Face Off controlled by Detroit

19:37 - PEnalty on Marchant for tripping - Asshole
FO - Ducks

ANaheim out for blood early

Hasek makes an UNBELIEVEABLE sace at 18:00

Anaheim is getting the puck off their sticks quick and hard

15:48 - Up into netting
FO - ANaheim

14:56 - Hand pass
FO - Detroit

14:45 Maltby moves into ducks bench


14:37 - Icing on Ducks
FO - Detroit

13:29 Draper Draws one
COMMERCIAL
FO - MIssed it

11:55 Deflected behind Giguere
FO - Detroit

11:50 Save Giguere
FO - Detroit

Schneider interview says he'll not need surgery.

10:16 Icing on Detroit
FO - Detroit

10:10 Offisides Anaheim
FO - ANahiem

PUck spending lots of time in our zone

7:55 Save Giguere
Little scrum - maybe penalties
FO Anaheim

4 on 4 Roughing vs Cross Checking

at 6:03 a giveaawy found the post behind Hasek

5:40 - Icing on ANaheim
COMMERCIAL
FO - Anaheim

5:04 Draper gets a penalty for Tripping.
FO - Anaheim

Franzen has no stick!

3:11 Anaheim ices it
FO - Detroit, but it's missplayed at it goes all the way down...

Which causes:

2:57 - Anaheim scores with .01 left in the PP.
Eff!
FO - Detroit

Not a PP goal they say.

We cannot seem to hold it in the Ducks zone. Not even close to the zone. Detroit seems to be laying back at the end of the period with just 1:00 left.

18.8 Way offsides on Detroit
FO - Detroit

First Period ends. Ducks leading in shots 11-6. I knew they'd do that. We gotta come out HARD in the second!

SECOND PERIOD:
20:00 - FO controlled by Anaheim

19:34 - Into mesh on Anaheim
FO - Anaheim

19:10 - INto mesh by Ducks again!
FO -Detroit

They've pretty much taken away the reason for needing Homer.

17:19 - Mesh on Detroit
FO - Anaheim

17:14 into bench
FO Detroit

16:59 Into Mesh
FO - ANaheim

15:53 Detroit actually takes a shot on net - but it was saved.
FO Anaheim

15:42: Hasek comes thru! 2 on 1 and he makes a pretty save.
FO - Detroit

15:10 Penalty on Anaheim
FO - Anaheim

"We" are on a pp as they just had a chance to score. "WE" kinda suck on PP today. WE can't pass it for our lives. Detroit is getitng booed-ish.

We only have 2 shots half way thru the second... good news, so do they.

10:56 Offsides on Anaheim
FO - Anaheim but not cleanly

Crowd showing up.

10:20 Penalty on Lilja for roughing
FO - Anaheim

9:26 - SCORE SHORT HANDED! MALTBY AFTER TONS OF PRESSURE!
FO - i no idea.

8:20 Was it a goal? Nothing from the refs but the ducks say yes. Oh shit, that's a goal. Damn. Okay, announce it already, stupid. Thank you 2-1 Them.
FO - ?

7:33 Cleary gets a cross checking penalty
COMMERCIAL
FO - ANaheim

Detroit kills it off

5:05 Penalty on Rob Neidermayer
FO - Detroit

3:53 SCORE! LIDSTROM! PP! WOOT!
FO - Detroit

3:00 ANother pp for Anaheim Jesus H Christ
FO - Detroit

50.8 Pronger gets a penalty for Impeeding upon Lebda's progress.
FO - Detroit

26.6 Offsides Detroit with a disagreement to follow.
Getzlaf is a bitch
Odonell gets 2 minutes
5 on 3 for at the final 26.6 of the period... Unless...
FO - Detroit

SEcond period over. Detroit gets 5 on 3 for 1:09 of the 3rd.


THIRD PERIOD

20:00 FO -- Anaheim

18:57 SCORE DATSYUK!! 5 ON 3! 3-2 Detroit!
Still on the PP
FO - Detroit

full strength

I kinda dislike Getzlaf. There's always someone.

15:36 Hung on by Giguere
FO - ?

15:00 Hasek again
FO - Anaheim.

Come on Hasek. That might be a goal. No, i think the refs whistled it first. They are reviewing.
What do you mean the "Whistle isn't reviewable" if hte fucking ref whistled, then the fucking puck is dead and they can't score after that. Fucknuts.

FUCK YOU!!!!

Thats bullshit!

You cheating bastards.
FO - ?

14:35 - Held by Giguere
FO - Detroit

13:59 - Held again Giguere
COMMERCIAL
FO - Anaheim

We're playing shitty again

13:32 Save Hasek
FO ?

They might wana check that.. They could give them another goal, ya know.

12:18 Offsides Ducks
Booing...
FO - Anaheim

12:03 Hasek Saves? Is it reviewable? Perfect chance to give it to em.... No? Oh well.
FO - Detroit.

11:53 Penalty on Anaheim
FO - ?

10:03. Held by Giguere
FO - ANaheim


PP over

9:44 - out of play
COMMERCIAL
FO - Detroit


Draper is adorable. Sent 17 dozen roses to the players wives today because they were too busy for mothers day.

7:48 Icing on Detroit
FO - Detroit

7:25 - Again on Detroit
FO - Detroit

7:Something - Save Hasek
FO - Detroit

5:47 Offsides, maybe?
COMMERCIAL
FO Detroit

4:33 Coverd by Hasek
FO Anaheim
.48 Hasek save
FO Anaheim

.02 icing on detroit
CHanged to 2.4
FO ?

End of regulation

OVERTIME

20:00 - FO - Anaheim

4 on 4 to start.

18:49 Out behind Giguere
FO - Anaheim

Outstanding chances for both teams

17:55 Out again
Fo - Detroit

16:22 Icing on Anaheim
FO - Detroit

14:05 Save by Hasek. Lots of good chances for Detroit.
FO - We'll say Anaheim

13:28 - Hasek save on Filppula...?
FO - Detroit

13:09 offsides - Detroit...grr
FO - Anaheim

12:51 Offsides Ducks
FO - Anaheim

11:10 - Out on Detroit - Penalty for Delay FUCK!
FO - Anaheim

I'm scared. they'll score I'm good at calling it. I want to be wrong.

10:22 - that shoulda been offsides? Either way, Hasek made a save on the Not offsides.
FO - Detroit

10:12 Handpass by A duck. ducks have hands?
Time out by the Ducks ( i still think they'll score on the pp - and i hate it)
FO - Detroit

(I hate getzlaf)

9:06 - Into Mesh behind Giguere. No goal on that PP. Yay!
FO - Detroit

I'm glad i was wrong on that. I hate "the feeling"

8:06 Offsides on a Duck
FO - Detroit

7:22 - Held by Giguere
FO - Anaheim

Aww.. did you see Filppula's tiny whiskers? Not quite the "playoff beard" he'd like.

7:14 A duck went offsides
FO - Anaheim

6:04 Into net on a duck
FO - Anaheim

5:43 - Anaheim scored.
Game over. 1-1

Friday, May 11, 2007

Live Blog - Round 3, Game 1 - Detroit 2, Anaheim 1

Schneider is out with his broken wrist
Lebda i dont' think is 100%
Kronwall with his broken Sacrum


Our Defense is going to be lovely.


Chris Pronger used the term "Take away time and space" Loser
I'm nervous about this game. We need to shoot a lot and not take bad penalties. Our passes need to be clean. And we need to hit. You know they will.

I think Anaheim will win in 6. Ottawa in 5.

20:00 Opening FO controlled by Detroit

19:35 - Held by Hasek after Markov was knocked down.
FO - Detroit

at 18:00 the crowd is booing Pronger - Haha

17:40 Hand pass on Anaheim
FO - Detroit

Delayed penalty on the Ducks

16:24 - penalty on Anaheim for holding
FO - Detroit

16:16 SCORE! DETROIT! ZETTERBERG!! Just 8 seconds into the power play.
FO - Anaheim

15:56 Icing on Detroit
FO - Anaheim

14:57 - Penalty on Detroit Franzen for Holding
a horrible call
FO - Anaheim

14:32 - Penalty on Draper for holding
another sick call
1:34 of 2 men down
FO - Detroit

14:01 OFF the goalpost for Anaheim.

Cleared by Detroit for the second time

13:25 - Hasek has the puck.
FO - Detroit and cleared out.

First penalty is over

Power play is over and the puck is at center.

Anaheim gets a breakaway but they effed it up and theres a whistle
12:16- Stop by Hasek
COMMERCIAL
FO - Anaheim

11:57- Offsides Anaheim
FO - Detroit

9:26 - Penalty. It looks like on Draper
COMMERCIAL
Sorta - Draper and Huskins are in and we get 4 a side
FO - Anaheim

6:30 - Offsides
FO - Anaheim

5:48 - Icing
COMMERCIAL


FO - Anaheim


5:24 - Tremendous save by Giguere on Homer.
FO - Anaheim

"Its an adventure when Hasek leaves the net"
"i think he gets bored sometimes"

2:34 - Giguere makes another lovely save. Ick.
FO - Detroit

2:30 - Giguere with another one on the face off.
FO - Anaheim

Giguere's son Maxime was born with deformed eyes and Giguere missed the last 2 games of the Regular season.

1:39 - Save by Hasek, but the refs took 12 days to whistle. Jesus. Why don't you just let Teemu use his skates to cut off Hasek's right arm? Dipshits. It sounds like we might get a penalty out of this bullshit. Hasek even got punched in the face a couple of times. And Samuelsson is in the box. Officiating BLOWS!
FO - Detroit.

1:27 - Covered by Hasek
FO - Anaheim

58.7 Out of play onto the Detroit bench on a clear out by Lids.
FO - Anaheim

51.4 - Offsides on a bouncy puck on da Ducks.
FO - Detroit and sent all the way down

14.4 Pad stop and cover by Hasek. NIIICE!
FO - Detroit and all the way down - eventually.

First Period is over. 1-0 Detroit. Shots are 10 - 5 for the Ducks. Good Period. Hasek was lovely. Ducks'll have a short PP at the beginning of the second.

My laptop is, once again, being a cunt. So forgive if i have to stop posting at commercials.

SECOND PERIOD

20:00 Face off controlled by Detroit

PP over.

Lang made a good save to take the puck away and detroit takes it all the way down.

18:58 - Save by Giguere.
FO - Detroit

there is 73 officials in October.

17:53 - Save by Giguere on Filppula
FO - Detroit

17:14 Offsides on the Ducks
FO - Detroit

16:17 - Offsides on Detroit
FO - Detroit

Griffins get a shoutout. Woot!

15:37 - Save by Hasek. Markov's gotta Playoff Beard
FO - Detroit

Its NOT Atlanta.

14:34 - Tripping on Zetterberg. Meanwhile, Datsyuk got buttraped earlier in front of the ANAHEIM bench
FO - Detroit. and cleared down

14:18 Scott Neidermayer goes offsides.
FO - Detroit

Detroit likes to keep it out of their zone.

Killed off another Penalty. Woot!

11:41 - Up into netting.
COMMERCIAL
FO - Detroit

7:14 - Penalty on Anaheim Moen for Interfereance.
COMMERCIAL
FO - Detroit

Penalty was no good.

2:53 - Save by Hasek and Markov is fighting.
COMMERCIAL
FO - Anaheim
Markov & the other guy is off for fighting.

1:49 Chelios is down at center after a collision. Perry hit him in the back. Perry got hit in the face first by Haseks stick. Cheli looks okay
FO - Detroit

1:16 - Save Hasek.
FO - Detroit

1.9 - Icing on Detroit.
FO - Tied up.

End of the Second and CLeary is getting into a fight. And Cleary has a playoff beard.
There is no I in Teemu (taken from the Freep)

THIRD PERIOD BOYS. GET IT ON!

20:00 FO controlled by Ducks

Roughing and Draper are in the box. Draper makes it a new home.

18:37 another save by Giguere.
Missed the FO

18:25 - Score - Ducks. Tied at 1.
FO - Detroit

17:22 - Stop.. .not sure why. They seem to be oblivious on VS
FO - Detroit

16:54 - Offsides on Ducks
FO - Zetterberg was kicked out - Anaheim won it

15:49 - Offsides by Detroit and theres more fighting. Datsyuk got no lid.
Another 4 on 4
FO - Detroit.

15:14 - Detroit gets another penalty it'll be 4 on 3 now. Cleary for Tripping
FO - Anaheim

13:46 - Anaheim Penalty
the first 2 are over. So it'll be 4 on 4 for 32
FO - Anaheim (Its Anaheim, not San Jose. Didn't i have this problem last time?)

Ducks got away with a too many men. I hate that.

12:40 - held by Giguere.
FO - Missed it.

PP over.

11:38 - Giguere again.
COMMERCIAL
FO - Detroit

Vladdy is in da House! WOOT!

A couple of good chances by detroit.

Hasek is being "THAT" guy again.

10:43 - Offsides on Detroit
FO - Detroit gave it to Ducks

9:34 - Pucks in the net.
COMMERCIAL
FO - Anaheim

Fans are starting to show up... its getting a little louder.

8:12 Save Giguere
FO - Detroit

There is a Thornton on the team? Really?

5:27 Getzlaf gets a penalty
COMMERCIAL
FO -Detroit

7:54 SCORE! DETROIT! I have no idea what happend? Lidstrom!?
Refs, Linesmen & A duck are having a conversation. That sounds like a bad joke.
FO - Detroit

3:19 Hooking on Detroit - Lang. I think the refs are making shit up. Gotta get this FO
FO - I think anaheim, but they misplayed it and it went all the way down.

2:25 Offsides on the Ducks.
FO - Detroit

Ducks pull their goalie.

Under one left.

55.8 Icing on Detroit.

Anaheim Time Out

Draper needs to win this FO. Take it out to change. Or score it on the Empty net.

FO - Draper!

Under :30 left.

13.4 Out over glass on Zetterberg. 6 on 4 for Anaheim for the rest of the game.
Time Out Detroit
FO - Anaheim

DETROIT WINS! !!! 2-1. Series is 1-0 Detroit! WOOT! WOOOOOOT!

Monday, May 7, 2007

Live Blog - Round 2, Game 6 - WINGS 2, San Jose 0 THIRD ROUND BITCHES!!!


We can do it tonight! Let's Go Wings!
Game in 73 Minutes.


Welcome to Game 6!! Game On, Bitches!


Lebda is playing. Schneider is out with a broken (shattered) wrist.


"Ooooh Saaayyy caaan Yoooou Seeeeee...."


First Period:
20:00 - FO Controlled by: San Jose
19:48 - Offsides by San Jose

FO - Detroit

Bernier hit Lilja. at about 19:20
Lidstrom hit hard too
Now Maltby has been hit. San Jose is looking to hurt people.


18:24 - Icing on Detriot
FO - Detroit

I think its going to be shit if someone on our team gets hurt seriously. They are meaning to hurt someone.

17:36 - Offsides on San Jose again
FO - Detroit


Detroit isn't doing well with handling the puck

16:49 - Hasek Stops it
San Jose is going oafter Cleary. Cleary fights back. Cleary seems to be getting a penalty out of this one. Ah, both are going. Both for Roughing. 4 on 4 it looks. Patrick Marleau has no points this series.
FO - Detroit

16:35 - Save Nabokov
FO - Detroit

Grier was faster than Draper. Draper must have been tired.
35 left in the 4 on 4
Lilja blocks some nice shots. and Hasek makes a great stop at about 14:57
Detroit did a horrible job getting the puck out, but san jose did a horrible job getting a shot.

13:12 - Detroit is getting a penalty
Commercial
Penalty on Calder for Hooking
FO - San Jose

First clearing by Detroit
11:44 - Hand pass by San Jose
FO Detroit

just 10 tics left in the PP as detroit clears it down

10:41 - Icing on Detroit
Confused.
Thornton gets a 4 minute for high sticking Markov. But it was a long wait to know about it.
FO - Didn't see

10:00 Grier gets a break away, but Lids comes up big

One gone in the PP and its been cleared out twice and they've had a better chance that we've had.
And it was cleared again
and again
and. again.
and....
again...
1:25 left in the PP
again
they are just taking away the line and we cant get it in at all
50 Left
7:26 Save nabokov.
Grier is starting shit with Bertuzzi. Lidstrom had a nice shot on, but Nabokov saw it all.
46 left
FO - San Jose
and again
25 left
5 left
Thats it.
Thornton had a nice c hance, Hasek came to challenge, but it went to the corner.
Holmstrom coulda shot, but didn't.

5:39 - San Jose with a 3 on 2 offsided it. HAHA.
COMMERCIAL
FO - San Jose.

San Jose has advantage in shots 8-4

5:13 Nabokov saved it.
FO - San Jose

Yay maltby on that new contract. Yes

4:54 Hasek makes a save
Commercial
FO - San Jose

4:34 - SCOOORE DETROIT! SAMUELSSON!! From Franzen & Chelios
Awesome goal!
FO - Detroit

4:21 Cheechoo for Interfereance. HAHAHA
FO - Detroit

Cleared out by the sharks.


A few times even

Nick Lidstrom is my effin hero OMFG!!!

2:43 - Save Nabokov
FO - Detroit

With 1:25 left markov was held with no call

39.6 Icing by Detroit
JEsus H Christ.
FO - San Jose

8 SECONDS LEFT SCOOOORE SAMUELSSON!!! 2-1 AND HE WAS BEING HOOKED!
FO - San Jose

OUtshot 11-10, But we're up by 2!!
End of 1
SECOND PERIOD!!
See if we can keep this momentum up.
20:00 FO - Detroit

17:36 - Save by Hasek
FO - Missed it

17:28 - Into netting
FO - Detroit

16:43 - Penalty on Calder/Save by Hasek
FO - Detroit

Detroit is having a hard time getting it out of the zone. Grr

Penalty over and detroit gets the puck out better with a man down than not.

13:27 - Icing by Detroit
COMMERCIAL
FO - NO idea

12:57 - Hasek sprawls but the puck is passed. CHeechoo shoots, missed the net, but the net was off anyway...
FO - Missed it

12:49 - Offsides by Detroit
FO - San Jose

12:06 - Icing by Detroit
FO - Detroit

8:59 - Into Shark Bench
COMMERCIAL
FO - Not show, but i think Detroit

8:26 2 awesome saves by Hasek.
FO - San Jose

at about 7:00 Lidstrom was doubleteamed in a hit. Ouch.

Dude, go get your stick! Haha. he's scared. he's got a D stick. We can do something good with that.

3:38 - Finally a stop as the puck is up and out of play.
COMMERCIAL
FO - San Jose

Zetterberg kinda fans on a shot. Detroit needs to score... dammit, they talk faster than i type. If i just repeat Mickey & Kenny, i'll sound redundant. Just so you know, i was going to say it first. Detroit needs to score and let the air out of the balloons in San Jose.

2:00 - Save by Hasek
FO - San Jose

8.7 - Detroit gets a penalty. Hooking it looks. Chelios. San Jose will get fresh ice in the third with a man advantage.
FO - Detroit.


End of 2nd.
Outshot 21-15 - But we still gots 2 and they got Nothing! HAHA.


Welcome to the Let's Go Red Wing's crowd for putting up with my links to this blog. Thanks for coming.

THIRD PERIOD

20:00 - FO - Detroit


19:44 - out of play
FO - Detroit

16:41 - Penalty on San Jose for Roughing
FO - Missed it


16:33 - Hand Pass
FO - Detroit

14:12 - Slashing call to Quincey. San Jose gets a Power Play :(
FO - Detroit

13:30 Maltby gets an AWESOME breakaway but misses the net. To Bad!
13:14 - Icing on San Jose
FO - San Jose

If we can get a shutout, i'll kiss someone.

Any takers?

9:45 - Knocked down with a high stick
COMMERCIAL
FO - Detriot

Shot out of the zone. Sit back. Shoot out of the zone. Sit back. This isn't going to work for the next...


5: 14 - out into stands.
COMMERCIAL
FO Detroit

4:57 - Save Nabokov
Fo - Detroit

1:49 - HOLY Save by Hasek! Beautiful!!
Nabokov on the bench. Under two left. FO in detroit end. Time out San Jose.
HEre we go boys. 1:49 left.
FO - Detroit!!
in the corner.
around t he other corner.
out onf the zone.
empty net
forgive the spelling
wide. Out to cetner
One minute!
Allt he way down
around and cleared back out
30 left
Hello Anaheim!!!
WOOT!!!
15 Left
WE WIN!!
FUCK YEAH BABY
THIRD ROUND BITCHES
WOO FUCKING WHOOO!!!!
YAY WINGS!
SHUT OUT BABY!!! GO LIDSTROM FOR KEEPING THAT SAFE.
sigh. Thanks guys. Bye Thornton.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Live Blog - Round 2, Game 5 - Detroit 4, San Jose 1


Back in Detroit today. I feel better in Detroit.
It'll be a good day.
Live blog coming up. 13 minutes to 2. see you soon.
FYI - Laptop is being a buttcracker again today. I hope to get this done. Right now my battery is at 1% and won't charge. Game on - Already.
First Period

20:00 FO controlled by: San Jose.

Last week, the game took 15 mintues to start. There are so many empty seats. Its depressing. I'm going to say that people are just late to the game... yeah, thats it.

Detroit did a great job keeping that puck in the San Jose zone.

16:55 Offsides by San Jose.
FO - Detroit... maybe

Detroit likes to come up with the puck from the boards.


Lidstrom gave it away and it was scarily shot on Hasek - who isn't spending a lot of time...

15:05 San Jose scores. Goc. Right past Hasek's foot. Horrible goal.


FO - San Jose

.... a lot of time real far in the net. He stands at the top of the crease and scares me. As it should... I didn't get that sentence typed when Goc scored.

Hasek had to make a sick save at about 13:10.

12:33 - Detroit gets a penalty.

COMMERCIAL
Penalty on Detroit - Hooking on who effin knows
FO - San Fucking Jose

Detroit keeping it fairly cleared out of the zone. 6 times they got it out of the zone.

Shots with 10:30 played is 5-4 on San Jose. San Jose plays better evenly then they do with a man advantage.

8:46 - Stop by Hasek
COMMERCIAL
Steve's bitching
FO - Detroit - Finally


Detroit is doing a horrible job getting it out of their zone. They allow San Jose to just walk that puck in. Its gross. And we can't get it in their zone when we do get it in. It's taken back out almost immediately every time.

Our only shots on net seem to be shot in from the neutral zone.

6:16 - Save by Hasek.
FO - San Jose

Matheiu Schneider is not on the ice or the bench. He's hurt?

Quincey needs to anticipate passes better

4:26 - Offsides by Detroit
COMMERCIAL
FO - Detroit

this fucking laptop is pissing me OFF!

Steve's bitching x 4 now.

9 - 7 shots - San Jose

Todd Bertuzzi is a horrible hockey play btw.

Schneider - Forearm Injury. Will not return this afternoon

1:20 - Penalty on San Jose Hannen for upending Zetterberg
FO - San Jose

What, Us, Powerplay? San Jose easily takes it and shoots it.
Cleared a second time as well
Steve bitches x6
Cleared again
Detroit isn't doing shit on this PP.
Cleared again and the first period is over.
Shots 9 - 8 for San Jose.

Good News/bad news.
There is 13:40 left in the second.
Detroit on a penalty kill. They got a to many men
Zetterberg scored
I started getting some juice to my battery, but i'm losing it again.
I fell asleep during intermission.
San Jose iced it during their power play


12:25 - Penalty to San Jose for interferance. HAHA.
FO - Detroit

11:44 Held by Hasek on a 2 on 1 short handed chance by San Jose
Fo - Detroit


10:47 - Offsides Detroit
FO - Detroit but all the way down to Hasek

PP over. (for a while)


9:59 Penalty to Detroit
COMMERCIAL
So, mama's pissed. My laptop - dead. It's second intermission and i'm sure you'd love to my reactions to the end of that period. Homer will be sitting on a roughing penalty at the end of the second.
Sorry. Wings win 4-1. Woot.

Friday, May 4, 2007

Congratulations.

Rob and Scott Neidermayer (The latter of which is really rather unattractive in the adjacent picture) teamed up last night in the second period of overtime. While Rob put the HARD hit on Jannick Hansen along the boards, the puck squirted out to Scott at the point who shot towards the net - to an unsuspecting Roberto Luongo. Luongo was busy trying to get the attention of the refs - arm up in hopes of getting a penalty on the aformentioned hit - looked back with barely enough time to lower his glove as the puck cleared his pad and hit the netting just inside the left goal post.

The crowd jumped up - cheering loudly - as Luongo looked back into the net before falling to the ice, face first in defeat.. His season was over. All thanks to Neidermayer brothers.

The Anaheim Ducks have won the series 4-1 and they won't know until Monday, at the very earliest, if they'll be playing Detroit or (god forbid) San Jose.

So Congrats to the Ducks - and the Brothers of Neidermayer - for thier defeat against the Vancouver Canucks - one of my least favorite teams.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Live Blog - Round 2, Game 4 - Detroit 3, San Jose 2


Woot! Hockey... for now.

Homer is back - We should have an easier time getting pucks past "Nabby" You know, as long as we can get the pucks TO Nabby. Unfortunately, Hudler is out. He's a little penguin of a guy - and the only Shark that is under 6 foot is the backup goalie. Hudler gets beat up a lot and knocked about by them guys. Can't have that.

See you in 37 minutes... now its 23 minutes
2:02 left in the New Jersey/Ottawa game. New Jersey down by 1. Keeping an eye on Brodeur.
Brodeur pulled, there is 00.2 seconds in the game and a penalty has been called on Ottawa.. Real Smart - dumbasses! They accidently added 20 seconds to the clock, but changed it to 2.4 seconds. I was pissed for a second. And the game is over. Ottawa wins 3-2 and now has a 3-1 lead in the best of 7 series.

Up in 17 minutes? The Detroit Red Wings!


Versus buries the National Anthem.

20:00 - Opening Face off controlled by - San Jose

We're doing that shitty turnover game in the neutral zone. Also, i'd love a shot on net that isn't effin blocked.

17:58 - Hasek gloves it
Steve is bitching x1
FO - Detroit

17:33 Nabokov makes a save with no rebound.
FO - san Jose

17:27 - Offsides on Detroit
FO - Detroit

16:56 - Penalty to Zetterberg. Thornton is a cunt. An Ignorant Cunt.
FO - Detroit

Detroit is doing a good job keeping it out of the zone. PP over.
Cleared it i think 5 times..

13:11 - Offsides on Detroit. It wouldn't have been had our guy not been tripped up in the neutral zone.
COMMERCIAL
FO - San Jose

12:28 Held by Hasek
FO - San Jose

12:08 WTF is up with the MOTHER FUCKING GOALPOST in San Jose! We've got it once so far this game - 3 last game AT LEAST

11:15 - Held again by Hasek
Shots are like 3 - 7 for San Jose
FO - Detroit

But it wasn't cleared out.
(now it is though)

9:35 - Up into netting behind Hasek
San Jose will score soon
COMMERCIAL
FO - Detroit

9:08 Detroit Penalty - Franzen for Holding
FO - Detroit but controlled first by San Jose

Cleared Once

Cleared Twice

Cleared Three times - Thrice, right?

Cleared um... Foursies?

7:18 - Hand Pass by San Jose with 11 seconds left.
FO - San Jose

And Cleared the 5th time with just 1 second left in the man advantage.

4:42 - Penalty but Who?
COMMeRCIAL
Cheechoo for tripping
DETROIT POWER PLAY
FO - Detroit

Cleared by San Jose
Stayed cleared by San Jose

Sharks having a hard time clearing it... in fact, they aren't
Nabokov makes good saves and San Jose cleared it with 8 left in the pp, which is over

2:29 - Icing on Detroit
FO - San Jose

2:08 - Cheechoo scores. 1-0 San Jose
FO - Detroit

Steve left before the second game and only watched when they played better - i sat thru the first two goals in the first 4 minutes... it was only then that i left. They waited 18 minutes this time. Steve has gone to bed.


55.9 Nabokov save
FO - Detroit

51.8 Save by Nabokov
FO -Detroit


42.3 - Penalty on San Jose
FO - Detroit

First Period over. We'll have a carry over penalty in 20.
SECOND PERIOD


20:00 FO - Detroit


18:04 - Hand Pass by Jose
FO - Detroit

16:49 - To Many Men penalty on Detroit - FAGS!!! Chelios was TRYING!
FO - San Jose

FUCK - that is retarded. The Sharks fans doing the... i don't know, they open their arms up and open and close them in front, apparently in an attempt to make it look like a sharks mouth opening and closing, but it doesn't because it's arms... If you claw your hand, it looks like the sharks teeth... ya know, i guess. ?

Wings have cleared it twice. 10 left. 5 left Over.

13:53 - Offsides by the sharks.
COMMERCIAL
( i never spell "offsides" correctly the first time.. its always offisdes)
FO - San Jose

11:53 - Score - San Jose. Delayed penalty on someone. Schneider. (But the announcers are usually wrong - i'm sure not this time) Hasek complained, but i think Schneider scored it. The Ref signaled "Goal" but SanJose having to many men on the ice isn't a reviewable play. But was the other ref going to call something? I have NO idea what the eff has happen. Why are they reviewing it. It didn't hit Schneider, it hit Lilja's head. Its a fucking goal, shut the eff up. Oh, Look. Its a goal. I think they just wanted to "review" it so they could sound the fucking horn and hear the crowd cheer again.
oh, I think San Jose won that Face off.

I've got something to do, so i'm going to be away... oh darn.


I DIDN'T BAIL!


My laptop took a shit. I cannot get the battery to charge and i'd be mid sentence and i'd try to close down.
I was working on that, and i missed the first goal - Holmstrom's goal with 4.5 left in the second.
In the third, When Draper was called for Delay of game, i turned it. The refs seemed to want us to lose. So i went on to be busy. Apparently, i shouldn't watch the game, cuz we score when I don't. But its OVERTIME!


WHY is it overtime? because with 34 seconds left, Lang scored to send it to overtime.


Way to score in the closing seconds.
BTW - didn't we win a game in OT last season against the Chicago Blackhawks when with .42 seconds left, we desided it was time to start scoring?
I'm convinced we won't win this one.

Update - Detroit gets a god damned hooking call in overtime. Cock suck refs anyway!
I'm not watching, but cringing and squeezing my head when the crowd and announcers (who also hate detroit) get loud.

Bill Geuren (Sp) took a puck to the mouth. By his own guy. The Fans: "Red Wings Suck"

ASSHOLES!!!

Homer has gone to the lockerroom. Why? He was "flexing" his leg, but he skated hard. I should have checked if the Dr. or the Trainer went with...

SHots are 45 - 26 for the Wings. Of course they are. Why would we want to play a goalie that could let a shot by? Like Brodeur?

Penalty on San Jose for Delay of Game. FUCK YOU SAN JOSE!
FUCK YES!! DETROIT SCORES AND WINS!!! SERIES TIED!!! WOOO FUCKING WHOOOO!!!!

Happy (?) Anniversary


May 1, 2006 - The Detroit Red Wings lose to the Edmonton Oilers in the first round of the playoffs.
Today - we are down 2 games to 1 in the second round against the San Jose Sharks.
Something i've not done in ages - update. SO...
Right now, Buffalo & New York Rangers are tied at 2 games a piece after tonight. Buffalo scored a seemingly goal with about 17 seconds left in the game, but it was ruled a no goal due to insufficiant evidence. The Rangers won, and now they are tied. Buffalo originally went up 2 games to None against the Rangers.
Ottawa is leading their series 2-1. The Devils won game 2, but were shut out in game 3.
Right now, period 3 of game 4 of the Anaheim/Vancouver series is about to play. Vancouver leads the game 2-0, but are down 2 games to 1 in the series.
So, no sweeps for the second round.
Wings - Wednesday at 10 PM. Holmstrom is coming back too. Woot! Let's stop Nabokov from seeing the puck!
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